Friday Funny: Luddite Boss vs Tech-Savvy Employee

LOL, I mean...L2MS. I need to laugh at this one carefully. ~ p

Phoenix Jones is a Real-Life Superhero...Minus the Super and the Hero.

Spiderman. Batman. Superman. Phoenix Jones. Yeah, for real. There is a guy, and from the reports I've heard, potentially a group of guys, fighting crime on the streets of Seattle. And, needless to say, it isn't going very well. Phoenix Jones recently had his nose busted after trying to break up a fight between two dudes. He also had a gun held to his head and was taunted by some hoodlums. Oddly enough, I can associate with the gun-to-the-head thing from when I was 'jumped' (as we used to call it) by a small town gang when I was about 15. I don't have to tell you that it's not a fun thing to experience.

Regardless, I have mixed emotions about Phoenix Jones. I was a comic book kid, and I still love that stuff now in my 30s, especially the Hollywood adaptations, so on one hand, I love this guy. As Seinfeld said, 'Every man thinks of himself as a low-level superhero'. Damn straight, Jerry. My fiancé just bought me Superman boxer-briefs, and my response was 'I'm going to need another 12 pairs of these.' I'm also frankly shocked that it took this long for someone to try and pull this off. On the other hand, this guy obviously took watching Kick-Ass way too seriously. 

Lastly, this guy is an idiot...but I think most every man will secretly respect him and, perhaps, even be jealous of his courage, even if it is bordering on psychotic. Phoenix Jones, you may not be a Hero or very Super, but you can take a bullet for me any day. ~ p

Funny Friday: Cat vs Gator. Bad ass.

Yet another cat starring in Funny Friday. I guess Ben Huh, CEO and founder of The Cheezburger Network, was right when he recently said that 'cats are always the centre of the Internet universe'. This is more bad ass than funny. But the idea is simply hilarious. 

Funny Friday: Fart Blanket

You can't make this stuff up. How much money did this person sink into this stinkin' idea? When they are using 'the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons." you gotta think it's a lot. I hope this is real, because my Christmas shopping is now officially done.

Funny Friday: I've Got An iPhone

Let me speak frankly for a minute. True fact: cats and porn rule the Internet. There is one word I could use to sum those two things up...but this is a family-friendly blog. Seriously. It seems like all you need is a ridiculous song and a dancing cat and - BAM! - you have a YouTube sensation. Hey, works for me. Warning: You might not be able to get this song out of your head. Have a laugh. It's Friday! ~ p

Funny Friday: Dogs Attacking Leaves

If only attacking leaves would make me this happy. Then again, I've never really tried to attack a pile of leaves. I'll be right back. ~ p

Funny Friday: Cats Fake Getting Shot

Don't worry, PETA. No animals were hurt or shot in the making of this video. But Keanu Reeves should be worried that his next role might go to one of these cats. Play with sound. ~ p

Funny Friday: Dancing is for the Birds

Chalk up another pet that can move much, much better than I can. This bird could teach dance lessons. Or at least, I'd pay to watch it move to different songs so I could pick up a few tips here and there. ~ p 

Funny Friday: Sunny D and Rum Original & 4 of the Best Remakes

Imagine. Stairway to Heaven. Johnny B. Goode. Like a Rolling Stone. There have been many amazing songs in modern music. Now this instant classic has been added to the list: Sunny D and Rum. If you haven't seen it, check out the original first, then move onto some of the best/funniest remakes. ~ p

This version is actually very good...

Funny Friday: Best/Worst Wedding Video Ever

I am getting married next year. We are currently in the 'planning' stage of the wedding...which I'm not sure ends until after you say 'I do'. Anyway, through the process, I've been involved, but in no way have I been in charge. This has been intentional, following the advice of many married men that have come before me. 

Then I watched this video earlier in the week. And now I think that I'm going to take over the entire show. I mean, I'm going to pick the flowers (I only know of two types - easy), write the invitations (I would create a stamp that told people where to be and when, put it on old newspaper, and mail - genius), pick the music (I know a guy), and select the food (burritos go great with beer). I say this because no one, and I mean no one, can screw something up as much as these two did with their wedding video. The only thing they could've have done to make this more ridiculous is jump into matching Pocahontas outfits and danced with a squirrel. I do need to point out that this is the second terrible thing I've seen come out of Russia this week. I wrote earlier about the Twitter Booth...and I think this tops it.



Aside, this is the first Funny Friday that hasn't featured a very talented or overweight animal. But I still have a few more up my sleeve. ~ p

Funny Friday: Pool-Playing Dog

First, I posted about a dog doing the Merengue. And now this. I'm beginning to think that animals are just better than me at some things. Note to self, do not get hustled by a pool-playing dog this weekend. ~ p

Dog Playing Pool - watch more funny videos

Funny Friday: Dogs in the Wind

I was told that this morning's post was a 'thinker'. Yes, it was. But now it's officially Friday afternoon, so no more thinking allowed. It's time to take you into the weekend with some Funny Friday brainless-ness-ness. I bring you...Dogs in the Wind. Enjoy! ~ p  

{This last one is crazy...}

(Source: BuzzFeed)

Fat Cat in a Small Pot

I grew up with cats, so I know they like being hidden away in blankets, boxes, shoes, laundry baskets, etc. But I've never seen a fat cat try to hide in a small pot... 

Attempt #1



Attempt #2


~ p 

Funny Friday: Dancing with the Dogs

I can't dance. When I try, I resemble something between a drunk chicken and a wounded grizzly bear. But now, I have no excuse not to learn. Dancing with the Stars, here is your first spin-off...'Dancing with the Dogs'. If every performance was like the one in this video, I'd tune in every week. My money says that you would, too.